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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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