- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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