- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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