- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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