- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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