- Anti Joke

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)