- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

George W. Bush

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Alchohol.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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