- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

a chinese man pays the full price

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

brock has small hands for a small job

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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