A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Anti Joke

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