whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

BIG PENIS

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

An antijoke

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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