- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What is life? Paul.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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