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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Asians.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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