What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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hi michael

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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