You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

the redsox

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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