- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

this website is a bad joke

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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