Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

you will like this because i am black.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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