- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

I went to work today....

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

A man died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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