- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A fat guy!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

I just threw up..In my pants.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??