- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's funny? Women's rights.

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