- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Adam Chebali has no life

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

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