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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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