Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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