- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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