your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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