How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

whats hairy and crys your mom

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How come anti jokes r funny

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

WNBA

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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