- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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