A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Anti Joke

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