- Anti Joke

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

alex is cool

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

hi michael

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Granny porn!

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.