Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Jovan

Knock, knock. Come in.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why? Why not?

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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