- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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