- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Get up Look in the mirror

What's 9+10? 19

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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