roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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