What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Women's rights

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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