- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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