- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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