- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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