What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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