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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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