- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Lil Wayne

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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