Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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what are you mike bibby?

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Albert your flies undone.

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i like men but im not gay

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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