Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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how man

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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