what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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