What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

White men's rights

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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