A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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dassa

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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