I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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