There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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I'm Polish.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What does water smell like? water.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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