- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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