- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

XD Jackass.

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