Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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feminine literature

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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