- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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