A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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