- Anti Joke

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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