Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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