roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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