Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Justin Bieber.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Yo Mama just died.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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