What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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