I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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dassa

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Women's Rights Movement

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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