What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Women can vote? WTF

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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