Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Anti Joke

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