What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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