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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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whats black and large -me

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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