What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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