red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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A shark ate your mom

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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