why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

I'm so punny.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

i killed my family

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