Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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