Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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