Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Bitch

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

ure mama's so fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Logan's gay

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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