What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock come in

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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