- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

whats gay and american? a gay american

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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