- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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