On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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