Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Turkey Balls

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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whats black? the colour

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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