- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Hail Hitler

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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