- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A jew enters a mall.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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